
Writings
I'm a writer who possesses a strong voice, eccentric worldview, and the versatility to write everything from biting humor to informative articles to sharp short fiction. Here's a sample of what I've recently published.
Humor writing
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
I Portray Middle-Aged Men Living Life to the Fullest In Prescription Drug Commercials
You Seem Distant Since I've Attained Enlightenment
Addressing the Followers the Day After My End-of-the-World Prophecy Failed to Come True*
Splitsider
I’m Changing This Bar’s Jazz Jam Session Rules
Short fiction
Spillers
Eel Sauce Blues (No. 6; forthcoming)
Spit Take (No. 1; out of print)
Shotgun Honey
Marriage Material (Website)
The Oddville Press
Stoma Hole (Volume 2, Issue 4)
Heater Magazine
Lucky Wishbone (Volume 3, Number 8)
Rock Bottom Journal
Time for a Joke (Issue 6)
Articles
UX Magazine
Don't Take That Tone with Me
GoDaddy Garage
Connor Rickett Dishes on the Freelance Life
Surviving Nine-to-Fiving
Match Wits with Your Online Nemeses
How to Make Writing SEO-Friendly Copy Almost Kind of Tolerable
Weird and Dreadful Freelancing Tales
Write Your Own Damn Website Content
Essays
All About Jazz
Hey, George Frazier--I'm 10 Years Old Over Here
Needles and Sins
Kuniyoshi Dreamin'
* Comedian and WTF podcaster Marc Maron proclaimed this piece "funny" in a private email exchange.